My Husband

SIGH.... He is such a dork.


I have been married to Jerry for almost 11 years . I have heard the stories of his past from friends, family and himself. As with all couples there are things in the past you wish you would never had heard or told. Jerry has a few of those. Some things I have heard from his past I just flat out call him a dumbass. Like he had gone to a bar with some friends. When the bartender called 'last call' he ran around the bar and started drinking strangers drinks. Because of that story he is not allowed at the bar without parental supervision also known as me.

He is definitely odd. Though he embarrasses the crap out of me just about everywhere we go, I wouldn't have it any other way. (NO dear this is not the ok for you to act weirder). He even does it at my work... I could just kill him. Things like walking weird as we walk through the grocery store. Dancing in the clothing section to music being played on the over head speakers. Making a face and holding it as we walk. I have walked away from him numerous times to keep people from knowing we are together. Smacking him has no affect either.

By the time we are able to get together I am all worn out from doing all that stuff and more for the kids at work. That is one thing I will never understand. How can he be on the computer all day at work then come home and get on it. When I get home I don't even want to smile cause it hurts to much. After doing it for 9 hours you kinda lose the energy for it. Anyways.....

One of the things from my husbands past are the movies he made with his friends. OMG most of them are dumb. But he had fun making them. He still laughs at them to this day. I just roll my eyes. If you want to see what I mean go to http://www.youtube.com/jerryfar JUST FOR THE RECORD WE WERE NOT MARRIED DURING THE MAKING OF THESE MOVIES!!!!!! (Ok for one we were but I can't say no to those guys when they beg the right way).

I still can't make out if he is getting stranger or not. Just when I think he is calming down, he will have an outburst of whackies. Here are some of moments I have caught on film.

Facial Mask Jerry
Bert/Jerry from his movies he makes with his friends
General Lee lover Jerry
Snake Lover Jerry
Raspberry Jerry

This is only some of his quirky things he does. He also likes to dress up/ get into costume. These particular pictures are from a few years ago when we worked for a haunted house called Towns Of Terror. He was Jackal in Psych ward 7.



Here are few of his other adventures

halloween Hippy Jerry
Halloween Zombie
Wannabe Manager
Halloween Freakazoid
Haloween Computerized Trucker

There never has to be even a special event to get him to act up. Like I said in the beginning he just does it everywhere. This is him last year in the hospital.... He had his friend JT cracking up about this one.

A friend of his asked me the other day how I put up with this. I jokingly said "pity", then retorted with, "I just hit him, it makes him stop for at least 5 minutes." Sigh... God I love him.

Well I hoping the rest of you have a had a good laugh. I was cracking up just making it.