to be, go MIA, while the wife is expecting. My god the hormones are enough to make the mommy
to be, wanna go MIA.Definition of Horomone (Actual)
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| 1. | Biochemistry. any of various internally secreted compounds, as insulin or thyroxine, formed in endocrine glands, that affect the functions of specifically receptive organs or tissues when transported to them by the body fluids. |
| 2. | Pharmacology. a synthetic substance used in medicine to act like such a compound when introduced into the body. |
| 3. | Botany. Also called phytohormone. any of various plant compounds, as auxin or gibberellin, that control growth and differentiation of plant tissue. |
Definition of Hormone (to everyone else)
HORROR what everyone else goes through for 9 months while dealing with the expecting mother.
MOANS what everyone else does when she comes anywhere near them.
The larger you get the more y0u think your significant other is not sexually interested in you anymore.
When asked to do something it needs to be done at that second or it gets done noisily by the mommy
Looking or talking about other women will cause an emotional break down
Our bodies are changing, our sleep is screwed, we pee hourly, and food has become an obsession
If the mommy is not the center of attention the unborn child better be.
Just because the tits are bigger does not mean they can be played with the way you are used to.
Preparations need to be done BEFORE the baby is born. Yes we are freaking out that our child is going to be naked, hungry, and be sleeping in a dresser drawer.
Any movie or show that is sad will make you cry.
Sex is a whole lot more pleasurable. Though certain positions are not possible to do. But if the mommy wants it you give it up.
AND THEN THERE IS THE WHEN THE BABY IS BORN FEARS.
Will the daddy get overwhelmed and stay away?
Will having this baby make me sexually loose?
Will I be the only one caring for this kid?
Will my husband feel like he has no freedom?
Do I have everything ready to be a parent?
What all do I need for this baby?
