My Husband Is A Nutcase

Today at 2:20 pm on Feb-23-2006, he called me to basically ask me to bring him a new pair of jeans. Now my first thought was he either shit or split them. The real reason literally made me roll my eyes and go "OH MY GOD!!! YOU ARE A NUTCASE"

He was in a company meeting when someone mentioned that there was something outside he would deffinetly enjoy seeing. Asking to be released from the meeting prematurely he walks outside and looks across the street to see a 1969 Dodge Charger in the school parking lot that shares their parking lot. Not only was it just sitting there it was painted up like the "General Lee" from the Dukes Of Hazzard TV show. He just stood there with his jaw open staring at the car. Next thing I know he was calling me. "Honey? Your never going to believe what I am looking at right now!!!" Knowing him as well as I do I figured he was reading a magazine or checking out a webpage and had seen something that he wanted really bad. Well the second part is true but he didn't read it, he was looking at it drooling. Anyways, he went on to describe the car. I told him to wait for the person to come out to his car and ask him if he could wait 20 minutes so that I could arrive with the camera. He was psyked. The guy finally came out and of course Jerry just stood there telling me that the guy was getting into his car. Being the forceful one in the family I pushed him to talk to the guy. Of course he was just about out of the parking lot when Jerry finally approached the car. They guy told him he had something to do but would be back at the same time tomorrow. He has wallpaper for his computer, screensavers, the movies, four seasons, a pilot episode, the music cd, posters, remote control car, the episodes on VHS, model cars, and soon an avatar, IF the guys shows up tomorrow.

My husband being the gossip columnist that he is was on his messanger and phone as soon as time allowed telling everyone and anyone that would listen to him. I have heard the story roughly 10 times today.

Now I love my husband but his passion or fascinations can make a person go nuts. Quite a few times I have wanted to make a cd a frisbee for the freeway. Or delete all webpages that pertained to his fascinations. They are so bad that he has blogs about his addictions. http://jerryfar.blogspot.com/ His most recent blog being a point in fact. He will downlaod, buy, printout, burn, and share with everyone he knows whether they want to or not. And when he gets on his kick it will go on for a month or so then something else will come along and it will start all over.

His second obsession is Axl Rose from Guns N Roses. OMG, I love his music too but there is only so much a person can take from that torchered cat wail and ill tempered man. He owns every single CD, plus the tributes, DVDs, posters, shirts, compilations of cds, paperview recordings, pictures, forums..... etc.etc.etc. He even makes his co-workers nuts with Guns N Roses. Let not a soul talk down bout them, cause you will be preached. Right now in my view there is about 10 cds I can see and more in a wallet. Back ups upon backups. Now I know he will get mad at me for this blog cause I don't get so deeply involved with stuff that he is into but what couple does. I would swear to god that if Axl Rose came to see him he would get on his knees and do that 'I'm not worthy' from Waynes World. Or faint. The later would be the funnier.

Now I can't say that I don't contribute to his obsessions. I will add onto his collections to see him happy. That is my goal in life is to keep him happy. There is nothing in my world that could replace him. And though I would love to lock him up in the wacky house sometimes for the crap he does. I can't cause then who would have to roll my eyes too, say oh good lord, or even shy away from when he embarasses me in public. Nobody cause he is collection obsessive cum if he sees it live hubby.

What Is Love!?!?!??!?

How can you tell when you love someone? I don't know how you know but this is how I know.

Talk about them to everyone you meet
smile when you see them through a window
Have to touch them any chance you get
Have to talk to them at least once a day over the phone
Send text messages or IM's that say I love you
Wanting to hold them close in bed
Buy gifts for no special reason
Going everywhere with them just to be with them
Willing to do things you dislike to spend time
When their sick wanting to do everything for them
Cry when your going away and they are not coming

I have been married for a little less than 10 years. Everyday I experience almost all of these.
How do I love thee let me count the ways.... 1-8 that's how.
I honestly don't know what made us fall in love. But, I do know it was almost instantaneous. By like the fifth date. I was hesitant as I had just left a seriously abusive relationship. I was reluctant about getting into another relationship. But now I know that I made the right judgment.
Like all relationships you get into there is a little argument and you think why did I get married or where would I be if I had not decided to move in with them. I know that I would not be happy. Yeah we have our ups and downs but that is all part of the relationship cuz you must admit that the best part of fighting is making out.... oooops, I mean making up. Anyways I just want the world to know that..


I LOVE MY HUSBAND JERRY