To You I look Huge......

I decided it would be fun to take some pictures of myself. I noticed there was not much of me, and since this website is about me, and nothing but me, I should post some me's as my HUGE self that I am. Though they ARE all pregnant me's.

When I am looking down at my feet this is what I see.

When the rest of you look at me this is what you see.


A month ago I took this picture for the sole reason of having it on my screen of my cel phone. I did not realize I was already looking like a linebacker Then I discovered it was the damn shirt that made me look that huge. I look more like picture two than anything.

I took this picture back in July
Two days ago I took this picture WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

The baby is due in 1 month and 7 days. More pictures will be taken in the mean time.

Horror stories from customers and friends.

The minute you get pregnant the rest of the world has to tell you labor pains.

Here are some short versions of stories I have heard since the world found out I was pregnant.


1. I was sick the whole pregnancy.
2. The baby got stuck on its way out. They had to use forceps to get it over the speed bump.
3. The baby came at week 32.
4. I was told I would have to have a Cesarean when the baby reached 5 lbs. She came out almost 7 pounds. I was having medical issues that posed a risk of death.
5. I had 20 false labors and it was 2 weeks late.
6. I was in labor 24 hours.
7. I almost lost the baby because I didn't drink enough water.
8. I had to chose which baby to keep after they were born Siamese.
9. Forced into Cesarean and they cut the babies head with the scalpel.
10. I died on the table from the pain.
11. My husband and my mother fought over who was going to be in the delivery room. I ended up doing it by myself.
12. I gave birth in the entry door to the waiting room.
13. My 4 year old called 911 and delivered his little sister.
14. My husband fainted in the delivery room.
15. My husband fought with me during the delivery because I would not let him watch the baby come out.
16. My sister and I went into labor at the same time. She was due a month later but her baby was bigger.
17. I was at work when I started having contractions. I was in the parking lot at my work when my water broke. I was sitting in my car when the baby decided it was time to come out. I pissed off allot of people driving 15mpg in a 45 as I drove myself to the hospital. The baby was crowning as I walked through the parking lot of the ER.
18. Do not have sex the last week of your pregnancy it makes you go into labor.
19. I was told I was having a girl.... I popped out a boy.
20. No matter how many ultra sounds you have another baby can hide behind the other one.

These were just some stories that I heard. My anxiety has not yet started.